Mobile Bana Hai

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
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Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
 

MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
 

Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
 

12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
 

Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.
 

Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.
 

Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.
 

Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.
 

Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN. .........

Love Aur Arrange Marraige

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
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Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
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Arrange Marriage Main
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Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. .......

Heart Attacks

Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
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But Paying the Bill does. ..............

Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT

1. I miss u.
 

2. Main jhoot nhi bolti.
 

3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon.
 

4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.
 

5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true)
 

6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.
 

7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.
 

8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.
 

9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.
 

10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina.
 

  (Send to all boys)  lolzzzzzzzzzz ...........

If I kiss you and Run away

Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think??

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Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole paper
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but only done objectives!!!!!  ..................

Funny Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

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Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
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But how will you survive? ................