Boy and Girl were sitting in a Garden
Suddenly a dog kisses a dog
Boy: janu agar bura na mano to main bhi??
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Girl: OK par sambhal ke kuta kahi kat na le.......... :O
A Beautiful Girl????
A beautiful girl can not give you a beautiful future,
But a beautiful future can give you a beautiful girl.
So bright ur future & avoid the girls..... lol :P
But a beautiful future can give you a beautiful girl.
So bright ur future & avoid the girls..... lol :P
GF or Mom ?????????
During a family gathering including BF GF & BF’s mom... BF got asked the most difficult question...
GF: if u were on a raft in the middle of the ocean and ur mom & me were in the water, who would u save? u could only save one!!
BF:
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I’d save my mom & jump into water to die with u
b’coz
I promissed u i never wanna live without u baby
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Love is Blind!!!!!!!
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying
love never dies.
Idea to Marry You,,,,,
Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!
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Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!
.
Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.
.
Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You!
Do You Really Love Me,,,,,,,???????
Girl: Do you really love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Because...
Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words.
Boy: I can’t...
The girl started to cry softly and said:
Then you don't love me...
The two continued to walk in silence.
They reached the girls home.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you really want to know?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose
and whispered in her ear,
♥ Because three words are not enough .. ♥
A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher,,,,,,,,,
A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain..........
Boys have Fun By Teasing Girls,,,,,,,,
Boys have fun by teasing girls,
Then girls cry for few minutes
Girls have fun by loving boys
Then boys cry 4 life time!
Funny but it is fact
1 Research K Mutabiq Larkiyan-,,,,,
1 Research k mutabiq larkiyan larkon se ziada mehnti hoti hain.
Kyon kay 100 me se 10 larkiyan Naturaly Khubsurat hoti hen
Baqi Apni Mehnat se....... lolzz
Love Doesn't Need Reasons,,,,,,
Girl asked her Boyfriend
GF: Why do you love me?
BF: I have no reason.
GF: No. Give me a reason.
BF: Oh .. okay. "Because you're
beautiful, caring and attractive.
Girl was satisfied,
Then one day she got sick and
look Terribly Thin, Pale and
Weak.
GF: Do you still love me?
BF: Now that you're not pretty
and attractive do i have a reason
to love you?
Girl Cried.
The boy hold her hand and say.
BF: Now you Understand?
"Love doesn't need reasons.
I Love u and still love you no
matter what Happens."
When Girls Get Jealous,,,,,
When boys get jealous, it is pretty cute....
but when girls get jealous, World War III starts...................
omg!!!!!!!! lolzzz
Behind My Smile,,,,
Everyone sees who I appear to be,
but you only see what I choose to show.
There are so much more behind my smile
that you don’t even know.
After all, I select only one person to
know the real me.
Dating is Much Like Smoking,,,,,,,,
Dating is much like smoking:
When you quit, you can’t understand why you started
and when you start again, you can’t understand why you quit.
Difference between Pleasure and Torture,,,,,,,
What is the difference between pleasure and torture ?
Pleasure is thinking of you but torture is thinking of you to much face-smile.
I Cant Live Without You,,,,,
I don’t know how much I love you,
How much I feel you, how much I care for you
I don’t know anything but one
I can’t live with out you
Can’t stay away, cant even breathe
Can’t hold my heart, Can’t stop is to love you
I wish you could understand
what I want, what i wish, what i desire?????????
i dn't now whats happaning with me...........
A True Music Lover,,,,
Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom,
While taking Bath,
and a Boy near the Keyhole ..
is using his ears not his eyes.
Last Year She was My Cousin,,,,
A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
Fact of Life,,,,
Fact of Life …
Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become passwords on the computer!
Love Comes from Heart,,,,,,,,,,
Love Comes from Heart
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“You Married A Girl Elder Than you, Why?”
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes 4m Heart Not in Age”
Love Has No Age.
MORAL:
Senior Girls are Also Available For Boys
She Stole My Heart,,,,,,,,,
She Stole My Heart ....
Therefore I am Planing For Revenge ...
Am Going To Steal Her Last Name ...
A Cute Proposal By a Cute Lover
A Cute proposal by a cute lover
My name is I,
My problem is love,
My solution is you ................
Think deeply
What is Love?????
A five years old girl asked the boy
who was siting next to her ...
"WHAT IS LOVE?"
He Smiled and replied:
Love actually is when you always steal chocolates from my bag
and yet I still keep them in the same place
I Wish True Love
I Wish TRUE LOVE,
Was Like A Boy Playing Chess ...
Always Afraid Of Losing His QUEEN
And A Girl Risking Everything Just
To Protect Her KING
Parosi Ka Larka
Larki:
Ammi ye Parosi ka Larka Jab bhi Moka milta hai
mujhy Kiss kar K Bhag jata hay,
Ammi Muskurai, or Boli:
Bara Harami hai
Bilkul apny Baap par gaya hai.!!
Boys Lie and Girls Wear Make Up
Usually boys believe in what they see,
and girls believe in what they hear,
That's why ....
Boys lie and girls wear make up
Who Do You Like????
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I've Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We're Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her.
Boy: Oh Okay.
Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think I'm Getting A Call.
Answers The Phone
Boy: I Love You
Mobile Bike and Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!
Boys can never be
satisfied with
three things in life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girl friend
Because;
There is always
a better model
available in future lolzzz
New Wedding Style,,,,,
New wedding Style
Molvi: Do u agree to change your Facebook status from Single to Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes
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Molvi: You r now Husband and wife
I Just Need Your Hug Right Now,,,,,,,
Boyfriend : Hello ?
Girlfriend : oh hey baby
Bf : U alright ?
Gf : I will be fine i promise
Bf : I know there's something wrong baby u can tell me
Gf : I just need your hug right now
Bf : Could u wait till tomorrow when i see u ?
Gf : Yeah...
Bf : Shows up at her door
Gf : baby ? what r u doing here in d middle of d night ?
Bf : i couldn't go a night knowing my baby needs comfort .
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`•.¸.•´ LIKE If you LIKE this Story ... ♥
Always Be Careful,,,,,,,,
BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: ahan then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
Girl : ??
BOY: Don't Ever Forget That
GIRL: Forget That
BOY: I'm H, I
Girl: What H, I ?
BOY: Happily In-love
GIRL: so
BOY: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me
GIRL: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
BOY: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable,
Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll Zee
You are So Beautiful,,,,,,
You are So Beautiful
Girl 2 another Girl:
U r so Beautiful
Other Girl
Thank u
u r Beautiful too
Now
Boy 2 Another Boy:
u r looking Handsome
Other Boy:
paen da RISHTA de dy fer.
Pappu Ki Chalakiyan......
Pappu ki CHALAKIYAN ..
Papu: Tumhare pen mei ink nhi hai kia?
Girl: Andhay ho kia? Chal to rha hai,,
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Pappu: Acha to phr apna number likh k dikhao ...
A Boy Convincing His Girlfriend,,,,,,
A Boy convincing his girlfriend To trust his sincerity....
"Trust me ..... Raheela
Oh... I mean Rizwana oh sorry Shazia aaawwwww yr kya naam tha tera"
1 TO SALA NAME HI NHII YADD REHTA PTAA NHII KON THII YAH. lolzzNew & Awsumm Style of Proposing,,,,,,
New and Amazing Style of Proposing
Take Your Whole Life To Say "YES"
But
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Please! Don't Take My Life By Saying "NO" ...
Best Way to Propose a Girl,,,,,,,
Best way to propose a Girl...
Take her to sea
Make her sit in a boat
And then take the boat in the middle of the sea
Then say ..... Marry Me !!
Otherwise "Leave the boat"
lolzzz what a awsumm style of proposing!!!!Maximum Number of Color Paints,,,,,,,
Guess
The Minimum Area
With Maximum Number
of Color Paints . . . ? ? ?
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GIRLS FACE . . .
During Hug A Girl Head is Down,,,,,,,
-*- During Hug -*-
A Girl's Head is Always Down
Because
She Considers Her Boy To Be
Her World and Gets Lost in it ...
While
A Boy's Head is Always Up
So That
No Other Guy Dares To Look
At His Girl ...!
Short Clothse of Girlfriend
Girlfriend:
Short Clothes mai Main bahot young lagti hoon na?
Boyfriend:
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Yeh bhi utaar do, to bilkul New-Born lagogi Janu! lolzzzz
A Guy Sitting with His Girlfriend
A guy sitting with his girlfriend,
drinking beer says,"I love u".
Girl says: "Is it u or the beer talking?"
boy replies,"its me, talking to my beer, u shut up" lolzzz
Girl Before Going out For a Party
Define a GIRL:
The 1 who Before going out for a party puts on
mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lip-gloss,
glitter, rouge, blush, kajal
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories, & Still asks:
"over toh nai lag rha na"
Reply: "nai...sahi hai."
GIRL: "yar jaldi jaldi me kch kiya hi nai..
Socha simple hi rehne du.."
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Define a BOY:
The 1 who b4 going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya!"
Reply:"chal saale! MERI SHADI THORI HAI"
If Girls Fails in Matric
Ultimate Truth:
If Girl Fails in MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage...
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But,
If Boy Fails in MATRIC
Then Directly Garage ...
Funny But True
A Girl Fell Down From 80th Floor
A girl fell down from 80th floor.
A boy caught her on 65th floor n asked her,
Will you hug me?
She replied,
of-course not.
Boy dropped her.
She was caught on 30th floor by another boy.
He asked her,
Will you kiss me?
No not at all, she replied.
He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last chance when a Boy hold her on 5th floor
she immediately said...
Ok i will Hug u and Kiss u..
Boy dropped her saying
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AYYA KHAYAA TOBAA TOBAA MARAA ROZAA HA PTA NHII KHAYN SA UTT KA AA JATII HA lolzzzA Handsome Guy Asked a Girl
Smartness ....
In a Party A Handsome guy asked a girl: "r u going to dance?"
She felt so happy & said: "yes"
and d guy said: that's good,so can i have ur chair? lolzz
Classical Beizzati
"Classical Be Izzati"
Larka thoker lagny se Gadhay ke paon mai gir gya
Pass se guzrti hui Larki boli:
Barey Bhai k Paoon choo rahe ho?
Larka:
Jee Bhabiiiiiiiiiiii LOLZZ
I Wanna Tell You Something
Boy: I wanna tel u something
Girl: Its not good to talk while eating.
(AFTER EATING)
Girl: Now tell me.
Boy: There was a cockroach in ur food.
Ab ban le heroin
I Can Make U Say I Love You
Boy to Girl: I can make u say I Love You
Girl: No Wayyyy!!!!
Boy: Bet?
Girl: Yes ...
Boy: OK Start ... Say Blue?
Girl: Blue
Boy: Say Pink?
Girl: Pink ...
Boy: Say Love?
Girl: Love ...
Boy: Whats 1+1?
Girl: 2
Boy: Your Age?
Girl: 18
Boy: Hahaha ... I told u I could make u say 18!!
Girl: No, U said u could make me say ♥ I Love You ♥
Boy: Yes, I Did .... ♥♥
No Space For Me to Love Anyone Else
During a text message conversation:
Him: I Love You ♥
Her: ILoveYouToo ♥
Him: Something wrong with your space bar?
Her: No, There's just no space
for me to love anyone else ♥
Attitude of Girls
Attitude of Girls:
She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forward That to Her Friends and
Then Replies the Boy.
“I Don't Like That Kind of SMS .. OK LOLZ
Greatest Problem with Girlfriend
The Greatest Problem with Girlfriend's are:
They Listens Half ..
Understand Quarter..
Think Zero &
React Double ..!
Isn't Our Principal An Idiot???
Boy: Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?
Girl: Do U Know Who I m?
Boy: No ...
Girl: I m His Daughter ...
Boy: Do U Know Me?
Girl: No.!
Boy: Thank God ..!
What Do U Hate Most of Your GF or BF
What Do You Hate Most Of Your Gf Or Bf?
1. Attitude
2. Style
3. Dressing
4. Way Of Talking
5. Anger
6. Extra Care
7. Possessiveness
8. Over Acting
9. No Brain
10. Beauty
11. Hobbies
12. Others
Reply Must .......!!!
My Whole World in My Arms
Boy: I can fit my whole world in my arms...
Girl: haha you can't...
Boy: I can...
Girl: How ...???
Boy: ''Because I can fit YOU in my arms"
Girl Setting Password For His Laptop
Girl setting password
for his Laptop with boyfriend
sitting beside him...
She types "BRAIN" as password.
Boy Friend fell off her chair Laughing
Because
Laptop replied :
"TOO SMALL"
for his Laptop with boyfriend
sitting beside him...
She types "BRAIN" as password.
Boy Friend fell off her chair Laughing
Because
Laptop replied :
"TOO SMALL"
Girls Specialty of Different Countries
Girl's Specialty ...
Girl's Specialty ...
UK: Dressing
Spain: Beautiful
America: Stylish
Italy: Friendly
Brazil: Hot
Pakistan / Indian : Pas Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi Mile Gi ...
UK: Dressing
Spain: Beautiful
America: Stylish
Italy: Friendly
Brazil: Hot
Pakistan / Indian : Pas Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi Mile Gi ...
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