Girl Before Going out For a Party


Define a GIRL:
 The 1 who Before going out for a party puts on
mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lip-gloss,
glitter, rouge, blush, kajal
Wears the best dress with heals,
 accessories, & Still asks:
 "over toh nai lag rha na"

 Reply: "nai...sahi hai."

GIRL: "yar jaldi jaldi me kch kiya hi nai..
 Socha simple hi rehne du.."
 .

Define a BOY:
 The 1 who b4 going to party calls his friend & asks:
 "Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya!"

Reply:"chal saale! MERI SHADI THORI HAI"